Hot Girls

Once upon a time there were three hot blonde girls stranded on a desert island. A beautiful girl, a sexy girl and a pretty girl.

One day the pretty girl found an old jug and started rubbing it,
when all of a sudden out popped a genie.

The genie told the three hot girls that he could only grant three wishes so they would each get one.

The sexy girl asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.

The beautiful girl wanted to be even smarter than the sexy girl, so the genie turned him into a brunette.

Then the pretty girl wished to be even smarter than both his friends.

So the genie turned him into a man!

Q: Why couldn’t the pretty hot girl write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What did the hot girls right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.

Q: Why did God create sexy blonde girls?
A: Because sheep can’t fetch a beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn’t manage it either.

Q: What do you get when you ask a hot girl, a penny for your thoughts?
A: Change!

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know which day of the week it is.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.